Rank by preference.
| 1. Charles "Pizzaman" Wingate of the Pizza Party, Endorsed by Pizza Hut, Marco's Pizza, Blackjack Pizza, Domino's Pizza, His son RTCity, Dabbers Advocating Dough (DAD), Adult Film Association of America, RadioShack (Not defeated in any contest vs. another choice) |
| 2. Tyson "Tyson" Tyson of the OC Party, Endorsed by the Cult of Magi, Amsk8r, Zacmac, Adobe, and Donald Trump |
| 3. Samoyed "Dogman328" Dogman as an Independent, Endorsed by Fag Enabler Dog, Samoyed Club of America, Society For Wise Buddhatheislamic Sages And Le Black Science Men, and Emo Nigger Association of America, loses to Tyson "Tyson" Tyson of the OC Party, Endorsed by the Cult of Magi, Amsk8r, Zacmac, Adobe, and Donald Trump by 4–2 |
| 4. Joseph Vissarionovich "Stalin" Stalin of the Patriot Party, Endorsed by the Oaky-Occupied Government of OTTHUNDERDOME and The Nutshack, loses to Tyson "Tyson" Tyson of the OC Party, Endorsed by the Cult of Magi, Amsk8r, Zacmac, Adobe, and Donald Trump by 4–1 |
| 5. William Paul "Flam 'FlamingDinner' Dini" Baker Sepulveda Cuevas Santiago Gutierrez de la Curba y Costa y Cuesta y Yierba of the Pueris Ritus Sovereignty Party, Endorsed by the PKK, ISIS, EZLN, MINH, Socialist Alternative, and Eka's Portal, loses to Joseph Vissarionovich "Stalin" Stalin of the Patriot Party, Endorsed by the Oaky-Occupied Government of OTTHUNDERDOME and The Nutshack by 4–2 |
| 6. Room "Theknightofblood" Goat as an Independent, Endorsed by Anime Apologists of America (AAA), North American Man-Glaceon Love Association (NAMGLA), and SilvaGunner, loses to William Paul "Flam 'FlamingDinner' Dini" Baker Sepulveda Cuevas Santiago Gutierrez de la Curba y Costa y Cuesta y Yierba of the Pueris Ritus Sovereignty Party, Endorsed by the PKK, ISIS, EZLN, MINH, Socialist Alternative, and Eka's Portal by 3–2 |
| 7. Shrek (write-in), loses to Room "Theknightofblood" Goat as an Independent, Endorsed by Anime Apologists of America (AAA), North American Man-Glaceon Love Association (NAMGLA), and SilvaGunner by 4–2 |
| 8. Harambe (write-in), loses to Shrek (write-in) by 5–1 |
For simplicity, some details of the poll result are not shown.
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Charles "Pizzaman" Wingate of the Pizza Party, Endorsed by Pizza Hut, Marco's Pizza, Blackjack Pizza, Domino's Pizza, His son RTCity, Dabbers Advocating Dough (DAD), Adult Film Association of America, RadioShack | - | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 7 | |
| 2. Tyson "Tyson" Tyson of the OC Party, Endorsed by the Cult of Magi, Amsk8r, Zacmac, Adobe, and Donald Trump | 3 | - | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 7 | |
| 3. Samoyed "Dogman328" Dogman as an Independent, Endorsed by Fag Enabler Dog, Samoyed Club of America, Society For Wise Buddhatheislamic Sages And Le Black Science Men, and Emo Nigger Association of America | 2 | 2 | - | 3 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 7 | |
| 4. Joseph Vissarionovich "Stalin" Stalin of the Patriot Party, Endorsed by the Oaky-Occupied Government of OTTHUNDERDOME and The Nutshack | 2 | 1 | 3 | - | 4 | 4 | 5 | 7 | |
| 5. William Paul "Flam 'FlamingDinner' Dini" Baker Sepulveda Cuevas Santiago Gutierrez de la Curba y Costa y Cuesta y Yierba of the Pueris Ritus Sovereignty Party, Endorsed by the PKK, ISIS, EZLN, MINH, Socialist Alternative, and Eka's Portal | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | - | 3 | 3 | 6 | |
| 6. Room "Theknightofblood" Goat as an Independent, Endorsed by Anime Apologists of America (AAA), North American Man-Glaceon Love Association (NAMGLA), and SilvaGunner | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | - | 4 | 7 | |
| 7. Shrek (write-in) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | - | 5 | |
| 8. Harambe (write-in) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | - |
| William Paul "Flam 'FlamingDinner' Dini" Baker Sepulveda Cuevas Santiago Gutierrez de la Curba y Costa y Cuesta y Yierba of the Pueris Ritus Sovereignty Party, Endorsed by the PKK, ISIS, EZLN, MINH, Socialist Alternative, and Eka's Portal | Samoyed "Dogman328" Dogman as an Independent, Endorsed by Fag Enabler Dog, Samoyed Club of America, Society For Wise Buddhatheislamic Sages And Le Black Science Men, and Emo Nigger Association of America | Room "Theknightofblood" Goat as an Independent, Endorsed by Anime Apologists of America (AAA), North American Man-Glaceon Love Association (NAMGLA), and SilvaGunner | Joseph Vissarionovich "Stalin" Stalin of the Patriot Party, Endorsed by the Oaky-Occupied Government of OTTHUNDERDOME and The Nutshack | Tyson "Tyson" Tyson of the OC Party, Endorsed by the Cult of Magi, Amsk8r, Zacmac, Adobe, and Donald Trump | Charles "Pizzaman" Wingate of the Pizza Party, Endorsed by Pizza Hut, Marco's Pizza, Blackjack Pizza, Domino's Pizza, His son RTCity, Dabbers Advocating Dough (DAD), Adult Film Association of America, RadioShack | Shrek (write-in) | Harambe (write-in) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | 1 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 8 |
| 2. | 6 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| 3. | 8 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 6 |
| 4. | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 7 | |
| 5. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 6. | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 5 | 4 | ||
| 7. | 5 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | ||
| 8. | 7 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
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